英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇流行趋势1：海外镀金(双语阅读)
第四部分 流行趋势
Unit 1 Study Abroad 海外镀金
英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇1：海外镀金(双语阅读)
A good educatbn gives a man a great pull.
良好的教育对人至关重要。
The Rich Man and the Poor Tailor
富人和穷裁缝
Once upon a time a rich man and a poor tailor lived in the same house.The rich man lived upstairs and the poor tailor lived downstairs.
从前有一个富人和一个穷裁缝同住在一栋房。富人住楼上，穷裁缝住楼下。做衣服时裁缝喜欢唱歌。他唱了一首又一首。但富人喜欢多睡觉，歌声打扰了他。
The tailor liked to sing when he made clothes. He sang one song after another. But the rich man liked to sleep a lot，and the singing both- erect him.
从前有一个富人和一个穷裁缝同住在一栋房。富人住楼上，穷裁缝住楼下。做衣服时裁缝喜欢唱歌。他唱了一首又一首。但富人喜欢多睡觉，歌声打扰了他。
One day the rich man said，"Tailor, I will give you a bag full of money every day if you will stop singing.”
有一天富人说:“裁缝，如果你停止唱歌我会每天给你满满一袋钱。”
“Fine ,”said the tailor. And so the tailor stopped singing and be-came richer and richer. But the more money he got from the rich man,the more unhappy the became, because he wanted very much to sing again.
“很好，”裁缝说。因此裁缝停止了唱歌，而且变得越来越富有。但他从富人这里得到的钱越多，他就越不快乐，因为他非常想再唱歌。
Finally he brought all his money back to the rich man.“Here ,”he said，"take your money. I cannot be happy们cannot sing.”
最后他把所有的钱还给了富人。“给你，”他说，“拿着你的钱。如果我不能唱歌，我是不会快乐的。”
And so he gave the money back to the rich man and went away singing. He sang and he sang and he was happier than ever before.
因此他把钱还给了富人，又开始歌唱了。他唱了又唱，他比以前更加快乐。
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