Lawyer Joke(30)
A lawyer‘s son was about to enter college. He asked his son“Now how did it get into your head that you want to be a doctor instead of a lawyer？”
“Well dad，”answered the son，“did you ever hear anybody in a crowd gathered around a heart-attack victim shout out frantically，‘Is there a lawyer in the house？’”
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