Idiots Joke(66)

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　　A man goes into B and says，“I‘d like to order 5，000 facing bricks.”

　　“Certainly”says the salesman，“Are they for a garage？”

　　“No”says the man：“They‘re for a Bar-B-Q”

　　“Why do you need so many？”asks the salesman“Well，”says the man“We live in a 3rd floor flat.”

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