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  The lawyer was cross-examining a witness.“Isn‘t it true,”he bellowed,“that you were I given $500.00 to throw this case?”

  The witness did not answer. Instead,he just stared out the window as though he hadn‘t heard the question. The attorney repeated himself,again getting the same reaction - no response. Finally,the judge spoke to the witness,“Please answer the question.”

  “Oh,”said the startled witness,“I thought he was talking to you.”

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