爆笑英语幽默笑话精选26： Essay作文（英汉双语笑话）

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26. Essay

26.作文

Teacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket".After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home.

老师给学生出了个作文题:“一场板球赛”。两分钟后，西蒙·斯蒂尔交了作文，老师允许他回家了。

His essay read:"Rain stopped play."

他在作文上写道:“下雨，比赛中止。”

cricket

n.[U][体]板球;蟋蟀

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