你只是为了让我感到嫉妒
你只是为了让我感到嫉妒
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. "Oh Marie," she said to her maid, "I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." "I don't believe it for one minute !" Marie snapped."You're just saying that to make me jealous !!!"
库尔佩伯太太几乎要哭了，她对女佣人说：“玛丽，我有理由怀疑我的丈夫跟他的秘书有一腿。”玛丽顿时情绪大变，“我一点也不相信，你这样说只是为了让我感到嫉妒而已！！！”
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