外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹04：你会怎么办？(中英)
Son： Mum ,if someone broke your best. vase what would you do?
儿子：妈妈，如果有人打碎了你最好的花瓶，你会怎么办?
Mum： I'd spank him and send him to bed without any supper!
妈妈：我要揍他，还不让他吃晚饭就去睡觉!
Son： Well,you' d better get the slipper. Dad's just broken it !
儿子：好了，你准备好拖鞋吧，爸爸刚把那只花瓶摔碎了。
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