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  Half or Five Tenths?Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.Geral...

  2018-11-28 英语笑话

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• 餐厅里的驱蝇妙招--双语幽默笑话

  there was a customer who came and asked a waiter in a cafeteria: "oh, tell me, susan, how do you keep all the flies out of your coffee shop?"有位客人问餐厅的服务生：苏珊，你们店里都没有苍蝇，你是怎...

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• 圣诞节英汉双语笑话：圣诞节的审判--法官与小偷

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  Son: What’s an “aspersion”, dad?儿子：什么是“诽谤”，爸爸？Dad: A snippy remark.爸爸：一个傲慢的话。Son: What’s “snippy”?儿子：什么是“傲慢”？Dad: …Aahhh, scissors!爸爸：啊啊啊，&hel...

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• 美国偶像毒舌评委损人经典语录

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• 第98期双语笑话加练习题 大婴儿 The Big Baby（1）

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  外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹116：单簧管(中英)

  When I played with a symphony orchestra, our union reached an agreement with a major airline about which instruments we could carry on board，and which had to be shipped as luggage. A cellist w...

  2018-11-01 英语笑话

• To Buy a Video

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• 124. Excellent Skills

  　　After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with th...

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