英语幽默小故事带翻译：Be a driver 永远是驾驶员（中英双语）
57.Be a driver
57.永远是驾驶员!
Our oldest son, Willy, a helicopter pilot stationed at Fort Rucker，Alaska, lives and breathes flying. When he called to say he'd be driving home for Christmas，a 16-hour trip,we were surprised. "Why don`t you fly home?"my wife asked.
我的大儿子威利，是阿拉斯加州福特罗克墓地的一名直升飞机驾驶员，生活、呼吸在飞行中。圣诞节快到的时侯，他打电话告诉我们他要驾车回来，有16个小时的旅途。我们吓了一跳。“你为什么不坐飞机回来呢?”我妻子问他。
"Because,"Willy replied, "I hate riding in the back!”
威利说:“因为我讨厌坐在飞机的后面。”
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