英语笑话笑死人不偿命65: 真是恩爱的一对(双语)
How Sweet!
喔，真是恩爱的一对！
Two women friends were having tea.
两个女人正在喝茶，
Said one to the other,
其中一位对另一位说道：
"I've been trying to reach my lawyer for a week ... "
“我已经花了一个礼拜找我的律师，…．。”
"Oh, please don't mention lawyers to me" interrupted the recent widow,
“哦，拜托别再向我提律师的事了，”那位刚死去丈夫的女人插嘴道，
I've had so much trouble settling my husbands estate that I sometimes wish he hadn't died! "
“我在处理我先生遗留的房地产时遭遇到好多麻烦，有时候我真希望他没死就好了。
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