英语幽默漫画带翻译:你知道怎么检测你是不是中年体型吗(双语)
You know that pleading “middle-age spread” isno longera viable option when you can “pinch a foot”.
当你能夹住一只脚的时候,就能检测你是不是中年体型了。
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