英语幽默漫画带翻译：一边吸一边玩（双语）
A: I hear smokeless tobacco has been banned
A:我听说无烟烟草已经被禁止了。
B:Great！That’ll really helped clumsy
B:太好了！正好帮助了那些笨人。
A:How is that?
A:怎么说？
B:He can’t chew and play at the same time, anyway.
B:无论如何，他总算不能一边吸一边玩了。
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