Clinton jokes (1)

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Clinton jokes（一）

One day Bill Clinton was talking to Hillary. He was going on a vacation and before he left said, "Whatever you do don't look under my bed."

So while Bill was on vacation Hillary got curious and decided to look under his bed. She found a million dollars and 2 empty beer cans.

When Bill came home she said, "What's with the two beer cans under your bed？" Bill replied, "Oh. That marks all the times I've cheated on you."

"Well, I forgive you," said Hillary, "But then what's with the million dollars？" He replied, "I've started to recycle."

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