英语幽默笑话30秒Unit43：Answer the Iron 接听熨斗 (双语)
Answer the Iron
接听熨斗
A guy walks into his office ,and both of his ears are all bandaged up.
有一个人走进他的办公室，他的两个耳朵都包扎了绷带。
The boss says,"What happened to your ears?"
老板说：“你的耳朵怎么啦？”
He says,"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang!I accidentally answered the iron.
他说：“昨天电话响的时候，我正在用熨斗烫衬衫。我竟然无意闾就把熨斗拿来接听。
The boss says,"Well,that expains one ear,but what happened to your other ear?"
老板说：“ 嗯，好吧，那解释了一个耳朵，可是你的另一个耳朵又是怎么一回事呀？”
He says,"Well,jeez,I had to call the doctor!"
他说：“嗯，哎呀！我得打电给医生嘛！”
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