Two Lines In Heaven(中)
世上的每一个人都上了天堂 神说：
“要男人分成两队， 一是在世上控制女人的男人，
另一是被女人鞭打的男人。
另外女子自成一队，跟着圣彼德去。”
队伍列好后，一是被女人鞭打的，
有 100 英里长， 一是在世上控制女人的，
仅有一人。
神生气的说：“你们男人应该感到羞耻，
我按照自己的形象创造了你们，
而你们被女子鞭打。 看看，我唯一的儿子，
站着使我骄傲。你们应该向他学习。
告诉他们， 儿子，
你如何成为唯一站在这一队上的？”
这男子回说：“我不知道，我太太叫我站在这的！”
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