外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹88：祖先(中英)
The lady was trying to impress those at the party. "My family’s ancestry is very old ,” she said, "it dates back to the days of King John of England.” Then turning to a lady sitting quietly in a corner she asked condescendingly, "How old is your family, my dear?"
有一位女士想给参加聚会的人们留下深刻的印象，于是就说道:“我的家族非常古老，它能一直追溯到英王约翰时期。”然后，她转过身对着一位娴静地坐在角落里的女士居高临下地问道:“亲爱的，你们家族有多老?”
"Well,” said the woman with a quiet smile，"I can’t really say. All our family records were lost in the flood.”
“关于这个，”那位女士淡然一笑，说道:“我也说不清。我们的家族志在诺亚时代的大洪水中丢了。”
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