外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹107：天国医生(中英)

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A doctor died and went to heaven. When he got to the gates, he found that there was a long line to get in. He went to the front of the line and told the angel that since he was a doctor and that doctors are important people, he should be allowed to bypass the line and go right in.

一个医生死后升入了天堂，当他到达门口的时候发现那里已经排了很长的队伍。他走到队前询问天使既然自己是个医生，而医生又是很重要的人，所以他应该可以不用排队就直接进去。

The angel replied: "Up here, everyone is equal. Now, please go to the end of the line and wait your turn.” The doctor grumbled but did what was requested. After a while, someone with a white smock and stethoscope walked right past the line and straight in. The doctor ran right back to the angel and said: "Hey, how come you let that doctor right in and not me” The angel replied : "That' s not a doctor; that is God playing Doctor.”

天使回答说:“得了，这里人人都一样，回去排队。”医生虽有一肚子怨言，可是还是按照天使说的做了。过了一会儿，一个身穿白大褂，脖子上还挂着听诊器的人穿过队伍径直走了进去。那个医生又跑到天使跟前问:“嘿，你怎么能让那个医生进去而不让我进去呢!”天使回答:“他不是医生，他是上帝假扮成的医生。”

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