英语幽默小故事带翻译：Ripe old age 成熟的年龄（中英双语）

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69.Ripe old age

69.成熟的年龄

When my great-grandfather became a centenarian，a newspaper reporter asked him how he felt. "Fine，"Grandpa replied. "In fact，I get around better now than I did a hundred years ago.”

我曾祖父百岁的时侯，一位记者问他感受如何。“很好，”曾祖父说:“事实上，我现在的活动范围要比一百年前大多了。”

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