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- 狮子座父母
- The Leo Parent The Leo person （July 23 to August 23） of both sexes makes, on general principles, a rather good parent. The Leo mother is particularly successful. She is a little too dictatori...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 关于师生之间的英文笑话-慢行
- Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow". 老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一...
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- 关于师生之间的英文笑话-两只鸟
- Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please t...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 关于师生之间的英文笑话-新老师
- The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. "George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother. "I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that th...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 关于师生之间的英文笑话-一次物理考试
- A physics Examination Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.The question was: When it thunders why do we s...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 日常英语十六条(爆笑)
- 1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿 2．how are you？how old are you？ 怎么是你,怎么老是你？ 3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 4．you have seed I will give you some c...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A Fine Match 势均力敌(中)
- 势均力敌 有一天某位女士看到一只老鼠在自家的厨房地板上窜过.她很害怕老鼠,所以她冲出屋子,搭上了公共汽车直奔商店.在那儿,她买了一只老鼠夹.店主告诉她:“放点奶酪在里面,很快你就会逮住那只老鼠的.”...
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- Present for Girlfriend 送给女友的礼物
- Present for Girlfriend At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked. The customer thoug...
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- Best Reward 最好的奖赏
- Best Reward A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him. "The best way, sir," said the deck hand, "is to say nothing about it...
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- The Same Duties 相同的职责
- The Same Duties A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet....
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- 模仿鸟儿 Imitate Birds
- Imitate Birds A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do?" asked the producer. "Imitate birds," the man said. "Are you kidding?" answered the producer, "People like th...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 单簧管Clarinet
- Clarinet When I played with a symphony orchestra, our union reached an agreement with a major airline about which instruments we could carry on board, and which had to be shipped as luggage...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Secret For a Long Life
- A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?" "I smoke three...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Two Lines In Heaven
- Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the m...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Two Lines In Heaven(中)
- 世上的每一个人都上了天堂 神说： “要男人分成两队， 一是在世上控制女人的男人， 另一是被女人鞭打的男人。 另外女子自成一队，跟着圣彼德去。” 队伍列好后，一是被女人鞭打的， 有 100 英里长， 一是在...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 再活40年
- Cindy was from the richest neighborhood in town. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to a hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. She saw an angel...
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- 答非所问
- Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. Maria: Here it is! Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? Class: Maria. 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语...
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- 我想应该没关系
- Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. "Uh-oh," I said, realizing my mistake. "I just make an illegal turn." "I guess it's al...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那会省的更多
- "You will be pleased with me today, mother," said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. "I saved on fares. I didn't go to school by bus, I ran all the way after it." "Well," said his...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 迂回问诊
- A psychiatrist said to his patient, "Mr. Patient, I understand that you have a problem. Your problem is that you always contradict whatever other people say or do, right?" And Mr. Patient said...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英雄无用武之地
- Once a hunting party was hopelessly getting lost all the time. And so the hunting party leader and the hunters became very angry. And one of them said to the guide, very angrily, "I thought...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你多大了
- A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他们都在这里
- The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on Visitor's Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always sat alone...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 看牙
- An elderly woman brought her little child to the dentist. She went into the dentist's room and told him："Please do your job gently because my child is very frightened. He gets frightened very e...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我都知道了
- At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret and this makes it very easy to blackmail them merely by saying, "I know the whole truth." So...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
