-
- 英语笑话：头疼
- 英语笑话为您编辑整理了相关幽默笑话，请欣赏。
A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach.
一个男孩放学回家时，感到肚子疼。
"Well, sit down and have some snacks," said his mother....
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 幽默笑话：一个言出必行的人
- 导语：你也爱幽默笑话吗？英语笑话的小编为大家整理了一些幽默小笑话，让你在笑声中提升英语能力！A Man of Actions A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University. “You can have no do...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 幽默笑话：史上充满人类感情的歌曲
- 导语：你也爱幽默笑话吗？英语笑话的小编为大家整理了一些幽默小笑话，让你在笑声中提升英语能力！ The Song with All Human Emotion 史上充满人类感情的歌曲Boy: Aww yes, An acoustic guitar. Time to write a song to...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Classic humour stories(13)
- One Side of the Case A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand. "I can't hear out of my left ear," the man told the judge....
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Classic humour stories(12)
- Three Surgeons Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. "A man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one. "Today that man is a concert violinist." "That's nothing," s...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Classic humour stories(11)
- How Did You Ever Get Here One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back tw...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Classic humour stories(14)
- A Smugglar The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry. When the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised to find six sacks bulging at the seams....
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Classic humour stories(15)
- Early Shopper It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with？" he asked. "Doing my christmas shopping early," replied th...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Classic humour stories(16)
- Wings The fried-chicken restaurant where I was working had a big rush just before closing one day, leaving us with nothing to sell but wings. As I was about to lock the doors, aa quietly in...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Classic humour stories(17)
- Keep the Change Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar, I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested in buying The Pocket Book of Ogden Nash but claimed it w...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Classic humour stories(18)
- Three Whistles I promised my girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday, but when the jeweler quoted a price for one we liked, I let out a long, low whistle. "And how much are they then？" I...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Classic humour stories(19)
- Too Polite A woman who frequented a small antique shop rarely purchase anything, but always found fault with the merchandise and prices. The manager and her salesclerk took the woman's grum...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Classic humour stories(20)
- Good Points and Bad Points "This house," said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm goint to tell you about the disadvantage - ther...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Classic humour stories(21)
- Camera On our way to a wedding in Vermont, my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and, hoping to purchase a cheap, disposable model. Sal asked...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Classic humour stories(22)
- Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale！" an...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Classic humour stories(23)
- Large Uniforms During our first three days at Lackland Air Force Base in San Antonio, we were herded from place to place for haircuts, shots and uniforms. Back in our barracks, the drill in...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Classic humour stories(24)
- Quick Reaction My battery commander and I were interviewing candidates for a position as reconnaissance sergeant in our artillery unit. The selected soldier needed to have keen eyesight, pl...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Classic humour stories(25)
- Visual Training The squad were having "visual training". One smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. The party was so far a...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Classic humour stories(26)
- Speed Limit The British RAF base where I was stationed as part of a contingent of USAF personnel had one narrow road winding through the crowded residential area. After a rash of minor vehi...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Classic humour stories(27)
- West Point My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neatly pressed uniforms....
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Classic humour stories(28)
- I Didn't Know That I Was So Far Back Already！ A big battle was going on during the First World War. Guns were firing, and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere. After an hour of th...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Classic humour stories(29)
- None Other Than a Soldier As a newly commissinaed infantry lieutenant, I was eager to set an example for my platoon by cleaning my own M-16 rifle. While we were working on the weapons, one...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Classic humour stories(30)
- Best Reward A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him. "The best way, sir," said the deck hand, "is to say nothing about it...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Classic humour stories(31)
- Skunk "We have a skunk in the basement," shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher. "How can we get it out？" "Take some bread crumbs," said the dispatcher, "and put down a trail from t...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Classic humour stories(32)
- A Mistake An Amercian, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peterexplained that there had been a mistake. "Give me...
2019-01-06 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
