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- 英语幽默精读【137】A Branch Office
- A man was standing at a corner, with a hat in each hand, waiting for handouts. A passer-by stopped and dropped a coin in one hat, then asked, "What's the other hat for?" "Business has been...
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- 英语幽默精读【138】A Holiday from School
- Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go. If he sneezed, he asked his mother to write a note saying he had a cold. If he had a headache, he asked his mother to tak...
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- 英语幽默精读【139】Quick Service
- A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, "I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please." "Certainly, sir," the shoemaker said. "When will they be...
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- 英语幽默精读【140】Whose Son Is the Greatest
- The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor'." The se...
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- 我要赢者
- Once, a fellow went into a restaurant and ordered a two-pound lobster. "Waiter," he said when his meal was placed before him, "this lobster has only one claw." "I'm sorry, sir," the wait...
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- 孩子眼中的爱情
- Love is go to McDonalds arm in arm.
―― Abbey ( four years old ) Love is to get married, a dad, a mom, and a little baby. ―― Hadow ( there and a half years old ) ...
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- 爸爸会不高兴的
- It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. "Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled, "Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Th...
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- 幽默故事――Wings
- The fried-chicken restaurant where I was working had a big rush just before closing one day, leaving us with nothing to sell but wings. As I was about to lock the doors, a quietly intoxicated cust...
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- 限制速度
- The British RAF base where I was stationed as part of a contingent of USAF personnel had one narrow road winding through the crowded residential area. After a rash of minor vehicle pedestrian...
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- 有益的教训
- In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar． Mr． Thompson used to go to a bar near his house quite often，but he never took his son，Tom，because he was too youn...
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- 上帝的小孩
- A preschooler asked his mother, "Mom, tomorrow our teacher is going to ask who my father is. What should I say?" The mother said, "Just tell her that God is your father!"The next day,...
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- 上帝的小孩(中)
- 有一个上幼稚园的小孩问他妈妈："妈妈，明天老师会问我们，我爸爸是谁，那我应该怎么回答呢？" 妈妈说："那你就说，上帝就是你的爸爸啊！" 隔天他来到学校， 老师问他："你爸爸是谁？"那个小孩在那边抓头抓脚，想不出来答案。...
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- 蛇儿子
- A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. The son asks, "Dad，are we poisonous snakes?" The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask son?" "Beca...
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- 我仍然在还债
- A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!! 一个小男孩问他的爸爸，结婚要花多少钱？爸爸说：我不知道，因...
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- 两个水手和一个男孩
- Two Sailors and a Boy Two sailors who had just finished a long voyage went home to their village and decided to have a few drinks in the bar there. When they had had enough, they came out i...
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- 为爱还是为财
- For Love or for Money An elderly man on the beach found a magic lamp. He picked it up and a genie appeared. “Because you have freed me,” the genie said, “I will grant you a wish.” Th...
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- 心不在焉的教授们
- Absent Minded Professors There are three professors at the railway station. They were deep in conversation. The train had just arrived, but they did not notice it. Then the guard shouted,...
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- 气味难闻极了
- A man came to the police station and complained, " I have three brothers――We all lived in one room. One of my brothers has six cats; another has five dogs, and the other has four goats...
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- 《大话西游》经典搞笑台词英文版
- 1.你想要啊?你想要就说吧,你不说我怎么知道你想要呢? You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? 2.你又在吓我 You scare me again. 3.莫非是一家黑店? Is this a slaughter...
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- 一直没干完的活
- A Never Finished Job I was going away for a few days and left my husband a list of chores. For fun, I put down as Item 5: Think about your wife a lot. 字串3 After I returned, my husband...
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- 完美的女人和完美的男人(中)
- 曾经有一个完美男人和一个完美女人，它们邂逅于一个完美的聚会。完美的约会持续了两年，然后他们举行了完美的婚礼，并度过了完美的蜜月。之后他们有了两个完美的孩子。 一天，完美男人和完美女人驾着他们那完美的...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 杰克的答案
- Jack's Answer The teacher is asking an arithmetic question: "Jack, if you found three dollars in your right pocket and two dollars in your left pocket, what would you have?" "I must have so...
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- 星座香水 爱上你的味道
- 无论是男性还是女性，都喜欢嗅到对方身上的幽幽香味，你的时尚嗅觉是否已经蠢蠢欲动？多款品牌的香氛都有不错的新选择。爱情当然多变，你不如买上一款时尚香水，给身旁的星座伴侣一个不一样的惊喜吧！或许他爱上的，只不过...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双子座父母
- The Gemini Parent The Gemini person （May 21 to June 21） of either sex does not make an ideal parent. There is too much mind, and not enough heart in the make-up to be effective with children....
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- 巨蟹座父母
- The Cancer Parent The Cancer person （June 22 to July 22） has been described as the personification of motherhood. It is true that these people love children, and make the greatest amount of f...
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