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- 英汉双语笑话：Flunking Math 数学没及格
- flunking mathmy son, who made the dean's list in his freshman year at ball state university in muncie, ind., called home a few weeks after starting his sophomore year as a psychology student....
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- 英汉双语笑话：Virtue 美德
- virtue many years after receiving my graduate degree, i returned to the state university of new york at binghamton as a faculty member. one day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its...
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- 英汉双语笑话：Plagiarism 抄袭
- plagiarisma friend of mine who teachs european history at washington university in st. louis tell about the time he spotted a plagiarized term paper. he summoned the student to his office. "t...
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- 英汉双语笑话：A Trip to Disney 迪斯尼之族
- a trip to disney on a trip to disney world in florida, my husband and i adn our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. after three exhausting days, w...
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- 英汉双语笑话：Difference 区别
- difference "i can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at california state university in los angeles. "...
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- 英汉双语笑话：A Family Rule 家规
- a family rulemr. and mrs. jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last saturday, mrs. jones said to her husband, "there is a good film at the cinema tonight. can we go and see it?"mr. jo...
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- 英汉双语笑话：An Old Couple's Quarrel 老夫妻吵架
- an old couple's quarrela couple of codgers got into a quarrel and came before the local magistrate. the loser, turning to his opponent in a combative frame of mind, cried: "i'll law you to the...
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- 英汉双语笑话：Twin Lobsters 孪生龙虾
- twin lobstersonce i had achieved success as an entertainer, i wanted to impress my mom. i brought her to las vegas for dinner at caesar's palace. among other items, the menu listed "twin lobs...
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- 英汉双语笑话：A Fine Match 势均力敌
- a fine match one day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. she was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. there she bought a m...
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- 英汉双语笑话：The Same Service 同样的服务
- the same service a man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor."when i was first married, i was very happy. i'd come home from a hard day down at the shop, and...
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- 英汉双语笑话：I Don't Know Her 我还不认识她呢
- i don't know hera couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing."why don't you do that?" said the wife."honey," replied her husband, "i don&...
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- 英汉双语笑话：Persistance 缠住不放
- persistance returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by sara, our four-year-old daughter. "daddy, who won the golf game? you or uncle richie?""uncle richie and i don't...
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- 英汉双语笑话：Keep the Change 不用找了
- Keep the ChangeOne sweltering day, I was scooping ice cream into cones and told my four children they could "buy" a cone from me for a hug. Almost immediately, the kids lined up to make their purchase...
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- 英汉双语笑话：Treat 款待
- treatas a rookie in the atlantic city, n.j., police department, i was assigned a beat on the boardwalk. hardly a day went by when i didn't come upon a child who had become separated from his...
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- 英汉双语笑话：Imitation 模 仿
- imitation a schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "well, sit down and eat your tea," said his mother. "your stomach's hurting because it's empty. it'll be all right when you've got...
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- 英汉双语笑话：Bedtime Prayers 睡前祷告词
- bedtime prayers julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "please god," she said, "make naples the capital of italy. make naples the capital of italy."her mother interrupted and said. "julie, why...
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- 英汉双语笑话：I'm Glad 我很高兴
- i'm glada sunday-school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "now, children," she said, "has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?""please, teacher," said a sm...
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- 英汉双语笑话：A Problem in Arithmetic 一个数学问题
- a problem in arithmeticbill is a good student and an intelligent boy. he likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily.one day on his way to school bill pa...
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- 英汉双语笑话：Lucky Mother 幸运的母亲
- lucky mothera young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. one evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting he...
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- 英汉双语笑话：Things Have Been Okay 一切都正常
- things have been okaya young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. they took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. then one mo...
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- 英汉双语笑话：That's Why 原来如此
- that's whyjimmy started painting when he was three years old, and when he was five, he was already very good at it. he painted many beautiful and interesting pictures, and people paid a lot of mon...
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- 英汉双语笑话：Skunk 臭鼬
- skunk"we have a skunk in the basement," shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher. "how can we get it out?""take some bread crumbs," said the dispatcher, "and put down a trail from the bas...
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- 英汉双语笑话：A Mistake 搞错了
- a mistake
an amercian, a scot and a canadian were killed in a car accident. they arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered st. peterexplained that there had been a mistake. "give me...
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- 英汉双语笑话：Good News And Bad News 好消息和坏消息
- good news and bad news
"there's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client."i could sure use some good news," sighed the client. "what's it?""your wife isn't demanding that...
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- 英汉双语笑话：Perfect Match 绝 配
- perfect match
a wealthy matron is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. several painters try to match the shade, but n...
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