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- 英汉双语笑话：分苹果 Sharing the Apples
- sharing the apples
harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his mum. share them with your sister, she said.so harry gave the small one to his little sister and started...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语：解读美国50个州的座右铭
- alabama: yes, we have electricity阿拉巴马州：是的，我们有电！alaska: 11,623 eskimos can't be wrong!阿拉斯加州：一万一千六百二十三名爱斯基...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语顺口溜
- 1.Good, better, best,never let it rest,till good is better,and better is best.2.I shall not see the shadows,I shall not feel the r...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语：让人笑掉下巴的庭审记录
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- 英汉双语笑话：比你跑得快就够了
- two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. the bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. the...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉双语笑话：孩子是从哪里来的？
- husband always insisted on making love in the dark.
after 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator.she goes balistic, "you impotent bas*ard! how could you lie to me all...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉双语笑话：如此泄愤
- husband: everytime i hit you, you never fight back. how do you manage your anger?wife: i clean the toilet seat.............husband: how does it helpwife: i use your toothbrush!!!!丈夫：每次我揍...
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- 美国知识分子的夺命幽默：交朋友（双语）
- hello, six-year-old child.seeing as how fate has brought us together here, in the crowded coach section of this expensive airplane...
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- 英汉双语笑话：哪有人能弯腰弯那么低的啊?
- how could anyone stoop so low?our manager at the restaurant where i worked was a much beloved, jovial man. but there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. or,...
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- 双语阅读：一分一块钱 A dollar per point
- a professor was giving a big test one day to his students. he handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
一天，教授正在给学生们监考。他发下试卷，然后回到讲台前等待。once the t...
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- 英汉双语笑话：相亲 Blind Date
- 相亲 Blind Date After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he woul...
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- 英汉双语笑话：精明的家庭主妇 A Smart Housewife
- A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning.一位精明的家庭主妇听人说有一种炉子用起来可以比她现在用的炉子省一半的煤。She...
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- 英汉双语笑话：免费的建议？Free advice?
- a doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. after an hour o...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语：十大经典店铺口号
- 1.outside a muffler shop: "no appointment necessary, we hear you coming."一家消声器店外："根本不用预约，我们听到你来了！"2.outside a hot...
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- 英汉双语笑话：时间对猪有什么意义 What's time to a pig?
- One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉双语笑话：狗也知道这个谚语吗？
- the little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. "it's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. don't you know the proverb: barking dogs don't bite?" "ah, ye...
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- 幽默经典：喜剧演员的搞笑语录 笑不笑由你
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"if you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the
video camera and come help me."--bobcat goldthwait"i've...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Humor：和奥巴马学习经典的美式幽默
- 奥巴马参加了一年一度的白宫记者协会晚宴，秉承历届总统的传统，既嘲弄他人，也拿自己开涮，尽显美国式幽默。要说搞笑，奥巴马知道自己比不上前任小布什，所以他先声明：i must confess i really did not want to be here tonight....
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话：The Rescue
- a man had fallen between the rails in a subway station. people were all crowding around trying to get him out before the train ran him over. they were all shouting."give me your hand!" but th...
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- 英语笑话：Mother Mouse
- A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof,...
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- 英语笑话：A Letter from Mom
- dear son,i'm writing this slow, cause i know you can't read fast. we don't live where we did when you first left. your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of home...
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- 英语笑话：Roles And How We Play Them
- Whenever I'm disappointed with my spot in my life, I stop and think about little Jamie Scott.Jamie was trying out for a part in a school play. His mother told me that he'd set his heart on be...
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- 英语笑话：夫妻英语笑话8则
- JOKE 1Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you dailyJOKE 2A little...
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- 英汉双语笑话：Prepare Yourself 做好准备
- prepare yourselfa story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "mom - flunked all courses. kicked out of school. prepare pop."two days later he recei...
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- 英汉双语笑话：Part-time Job 业余工作
- part-time jobwhen my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. he came home all smiles."how was your first day?" i asked."it was great, dad,"...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
