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- 英语基本功差：常常闹笑话
- 英语笑话（一） 老师在黑板上写了一句：time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽。” 小明上英文课时跟老师说：may i go to...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语：大学生重写的圣经
- 1. last supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold.2. the ten commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and wr...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 情人节英语笑话：爱的罗曼史
- a little nuts about lovedriving through southern california, i stopped at a roadside stand that sold fruit, vegetables and crafts. as i went to pay, i noticed the young woman behind the count...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 男人们的悖论——“抵制”情人节
- we guys always hear the rules from ... 我们男人总是听到自己女人制订的规则，以下是我们的规则。注意！所有的规则都被列为“第一”，这是有意...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语：美国人幽默的电话留言
- 中国家庭并不常用电话答录机（answering machine),但在北美家庭，几乎家家都用。外来电话拨入时，若该电话号码的主人不在，就会让拨入者听到一段留...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉双语笑话一则：不错，真地很好
- one day these two fine southern ladies were sittin' on the front porch having some iced tea. one of the women sticks out her hand for the other woman to see, and in her long southern drawl sa...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉双语笑话：英国年度最佳笑话
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英国笑话大赛获奖作品，专门调侃大导演斯皮尔伯格的。虽然这涉及chinese，但我觉得编笑话者并无恶意，只管笑，不要太敏感啊！a chinese walked into a bar in america late one night and he saw s...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 开心双语：没事偷着乐 职业赌徒
- during the great depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. he went up to the bartender and said, "bartender, i'd like to buy the house a round of drinks."the bartender sai...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语：大熊猫吃霸王餐 说明标点符号很重要
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一只大熊猫去餐馆吃饭，点了N多道菜，全部干光（估计是《功夫熊猫》里的那只）。然后抹抹嘴唇预备走了。
这个时候店小二就过来了，跟他/她说，客官，您...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉双语笑话：世上没有完美的男人
- there was a perfect man and a perfect woman. they met each other at a perfect party. they dated for two perfect years. they had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. they had two per...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉双语笑话：儿子你是这么来到世界上的
- "daddy?how did i come into this world?"「爹地，我是怎么来到这世界的？」"well,my child,someday i"ll have to tell you anyway."「哦，儿子啊，总有一天我会让你知道的。」"so why not today?please!"「拜托！为...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语搞笑：一句话幽默
- i used to eat a lot of natural foods until i learned that most people die of natural causes.自从我听说“人还是死于天然原因者居多...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉双语笑话一则：餐桌失言
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2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语：有意思的Q&A
- q: what's the difference between a monkey and a flea?a: a monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.猴子会和跳蚤有什么...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语：You V.S. Your boss 员工和老板的区别
- When you take a long time, you're slow.When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.When you don't do it, you're lazy.When your...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语：Men V.S Women 男人和女人的区别
- A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.A woman worries about the future...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉双语笑话：roast pig 烤乳猪
- roast pigA gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig." But then he noticed the...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉双语笑话：Deduction 福尔摩斯的推理和华森的推理
- sherlock holmes and watson were out camping one night.歇洛克·福尔摩斯和华森有天夜里去露营。after pitching the tent and rolling out the sleeping bags, they decide to turn in.搭起帐篷铺好睡袋...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉双语笑话：The Lost God 上帝被偷了
- the minister took the boy into his office, thinking that he would teach him a little bit on religion and virtue. using a gentle voice, he asked the boy: "do you know where god is?" the boy di...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话：The Blind Date 初次约会
- after being with her all evening, the man couldn‘t take another minute with his blind date. earlier, he had secretly arrange...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉双语笑话：A Letter from Mom 一封母亲写给孩子的信
- dear child:（亲爱的孩子）i am writing this slow because i know that you can't read fast.（我写的很慢因为我知道你不能读得很快）we don't live where we did when you left home. （当你离家后我们就不住在原来...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉双语笑话：Mother Mouse 鼠妈妈
- a mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush.老鼠妈妈带着孩子们散步的时候看见一只猫躲在树丛后面.she watched the cat, and the cat watched t...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话：Pay Day 发薪日
- A building contractor was being paid by the week for a job that was likely to stretch over several months. He approached the owner...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话：关于猪的笑话
- a man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. she charged that he had called her a pig. the man was found guilty and fine...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英语：纵使你语法再好 也会让你头晕的八个英文句子
- 很有意思的几句话o(∩_∩)o...1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。第一、四个trouble是动词...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
