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- 英汉双语笑话：One Side of the Case 一面之辞
- one side of the case
a judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand."i can't hear out of my left ear," the man told the judge."can...
2018-10-29 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉双语笑话：A Smugglar 走私犯
- a smugglarthe suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry. when the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised to find six sacks bulging at the seams."wha...
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- 英汉双语笑话：My First and My Last 第一次与最后一次
- my first and my lastwhen george was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. he soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks.george had a friend. his nam...
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- 英汉双语笑话：First Flight 第一次坐飞机
- first flight
mr. johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane,...
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- 英汉双语笑话：A Nail Or A Fly? 钉子还是苍蝇？
- a nail or a fly?
an old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. on the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. so the mo...
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- 英汉双语笑话：A Soldier's Brilliant Idea 士兵的高招
- a soldier's brilliant idea
mr. robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. he liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he go...
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- 英汉双语笑话：I'll See to the Rest 其余的事由我负责
- i'll see to the rest
a guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage."c...
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- 英汉双语笑话：两个笨贼
- two robbers were robbing a hotel. the first robber said, "i hear sirens. jump!" the second one said, "but we're on the 13 th floor!" the first one screamed back, "this is no tim...
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- 英汉双语笑话：你是正常人吗?Are you a normal person?
- Are you a normal person?你是正常人吗?During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director ..., "What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?" "Well..." s...
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- 英汉双语笑话：A Bad Impression 一个坏印象
- a bad impression
six people were travelling in a compartment on a train. five of them were quiet and well behaved, but the sixth was a rude young man who was causing a lot of trouble to the...
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- 英汉双语笑话：New Discovery 新发现
- New Discovery
A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a...
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- 英汉双语笑话：会说话的钟 Talking clock
- While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking...
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- 英汉双语笑话：银行有多少人
- how many people have an american stepped into a gun shop,"give me the most powerful pistol." "how many bullets do you need?" the american walked to a telephone booth,"hello. is that t...
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- 双语哲理笑话：到底是谁的错？
- a man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. he reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. he descended a bit more and shouted, "excuse me, can you he...
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- 英汉双语笑话：什么是性行为？
- a little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "daddy, what's sex?" her father sits her down, and tells her a...
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- 爆笑双语：战无不胜“大女人”
- if you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 吻她吧，不够君子 if you don't, you are not a man 不吻吧，不象汉子 if you prais...
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- 英国学生考试答题笑话百出
- 无论是笔误也好，无知也罢，学生们在考试和论文中犯的种种错误常令教师们啼笑皆非。一年一度的《泰晤士报高等教育杂志》（the times higher educa...
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- 双语幽默：Who's That? 那人是谁啊？
- 话说有个人可有名呢，比汤姆克鲁斯有名，比克林顿更有名，比教皇有名...这人是谁啊?bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "you know, i know everyone there is to know. just name someone, anyone, and i know them....
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- 双语幽默：别跟妈妈说谎 看外国男女合租的事
- john invited his mother over for dinner. during the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful john's roommate was. she had long been suspicious of a relationship between john and h...
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- 双语幽默语录：经典体坛名言幽默
- chicago cubs outfielder andre dawson on being a role model: "i want all the kids to do what i do, to look up to me. i want all the...
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- 英汉双语笑话：你是同性恋吗？Are You Gay?
- a man dies and due to his evil and sinful life, goes to hell. the devil himself meets him at the gates of hell and tells him, "i don't know what all you've heard up there, but hell isn't all...
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- 英汉双语笑话：鸡蛋和10000美元的背叛
- one day, while sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. a little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years ab...
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- 英汉双语笑话：你不配用电脑！什么人不配用电脑？
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客服mm们除了要拥有甜美的声音和对解决方案的把握能力，更重要的是要有一根超强的避雷针。小心被客户雷得外焦里嫩，就像这则笑话里的那样。
actual dialog of a former...
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- 英汉双语笑话：电脑新病毒的警告
- this just in : new virus warningif you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "badtimes," delete it immediately without reading it. this is the most dangerous email virus yet.it will re-wri...
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- 趣味英语：一份很雷的大学入学申请书
- this is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to nyu where he now attends.i am a dynamic figure, often see...
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