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趣味图片英语笑话:Christmas in the future在未来的圣诞节(双语)

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Let's thank mom for this delicate baked jellyfish .... and remember, Harry ... Don't eat as many genetically modified corn as you did last year ...

让我们感谢妈妈烤了这精致的水母....请记住,哈利……不要吃和去年一样多的转基因玉米…

Christmas in the future

在未来的圣诞节

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