漂亮的毯子
Mr. Payne was on hoilday. He was staying in a small desert town. One sunny morning he went to the
market. and saw a beartiful carpet there. This one was big and full of rich colours. He looked at it
for a long time, but went away. The next day he passed and saw it again. He asked the price.
"This one. Sir? This is a very special carpet," said the man.
"Yes, but how much is it?"
"It's very old, Sir. It belonged to a great man many years ago. So I can't sell it cheaply."
"No, how much is it?" Mr. Payne asked again.
"A beautiful, old carpet, Sir. And it is also a magic carpet. A magic flying carpet. A man came this
moring and offered me five hundred pounds for it."
"Oh, " said Mr. Payne.
"But I like you, sir. You're a very nice gentleman. I'll sell it to you. Five hundred and fifty
pounds."
"Humm," Mr. Payne thought for a moment. "All right."
"Very good, sir," said the man. "Will you pay now and take it with you?"
"No," said Mr. Payne. "Here's my adress. fly over on the carpet, and I'll pay you when you arrive."
佩恩先生正在休假。他呆在一个荒凉的小镇上。一个晴朗的早晨，他来到市场，在那儿看到了一订漂亮的毯子。这床毯子，他便问了价钱。
“这一床吗”先生！这是一床不寻常的毯子。” 那个人说。
“嗯。这要多少钱？”
“这是一床很特别的毯子，先生。所以，它不会便宜。它很漂亮，是吗？'
“是的，它很漂亮，但是……”
“它很古老了。许多年以前它曾经属于一位伟人，所以，我不能便宜把它买掉。”
“它值多少钱？”佩恩行政管理问道。
“一床漂亮的，古老的毯子，先生。你是一个很正派的人。我要把它卖给您，550英镑吧！”
“哼，”佩恩行政管理想了一会儿，说 ：“好吧！”
“太好了，先生，这人说：“你现在付钱把它带走吗？”
“不！”佩恩先生说，“这里是我的地址，请乘着这块毯子飞过去吧，你一到我就付钱给你。”
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