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趣味图片英语笑话:migratory birds 候鸟(双语)

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But we are migratory birds ...

但我们是候鸟……

Sure! How convinient ... When life gets hard, you guys don't give a damn about the community and just set off to the beach...

当然!真方便……当生活变得艰难,你们不在乎社区就出发去海滩了……

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