每日一笑Teacher and Student. (8.22)
Teacher and Student.
Teacher: Jack, why aren't you listening?
Jack: But, teacher, I'm listening.
Teacher: If you were listening, tell me what I said just now.
Jack: You said, "Jack, why aren't you listening?"
老师和学生
老师：杰克，你为什么不认真听讲？
杰克：老师，我正在听课呀！
老师：如果你刚才在听课，那告诉我刚才我说的什么。
杰克：您说的是：“杰克，你为什么不认真听讲？”
昨日链接
个人电脑问题,听力暂时不可使用,委屈各位词友了哦.
有位热心的词友发信息给我,说每日E文专栏更新有点快.
是否可以隔天更新,我把这个"权利"(应该是难题)交给各位了哦.
说下你们的意见或者建议吧!!!!!
小格言:梦想对于每个人来说都是遥不可及的,
但是对于有梦想的人来说是人生的一种动力.
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