A Vacation Cruise

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A Vacation Cruise

One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $100.After he signs up and pays,the travel agent hits him with a bat,knocks him unconscious and throws him out the back door into the river.Soon another guy comes in ,pays his fee and gets the same treatment.
Fifteen minutes later,as the two are floating down the river together,the first man says:”I wonder if they’re serving any food on this cruise.’
“I don’t know,”the second guy replied.”They didn’t last year”

假日巡航游
一愚笨之人读到一则假日巡航游只须花费100元的广告。在他签了字付完款后，旅游经纪人用棒猛击了他一下，把他打昏了过去，并把他从后门扔进河里。不久又来了一人，付了钱并得到同样的待遇。
十五分钟后，这两人一起向河的下游漂去。第一个人说“不知道他们这次巡航游是否提供食物。”
“不知道，”第二个人说道，“去年是没有的”。

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