看笑话学英语22:How Long,Doctor?要多久,医生?
听笑话学英语:How Long, Doctor? 要多久,医生?
When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be before she could resume her sex life.
手术后第二天，外科医生去看他的金发碧眼的美女病人，她有点吞吞吐吐地问他多久以后她能恢复性生活。
Uh, I hadn't really thought about it" replied the stunned surgeon. You're the first one ever to ask that after a tonsillectomy."
“啊，我真的从来没想过这点！”医生万分惊谔，“你是第一个做了扁桃体切除手术后问我这种问题的人！”
英语单词学习：
1 surgeon
n. 外科医生
n. (Surgeon)人名；(法)叙尔容
eg：The plastic surgeon undercut the skin of her cheek.
整容外科医生将她的脸皮下部切开。
短语
plastic surgeon 整形外科医生 ; [外科] 矫形外科医师 ; 整形医师 ; 美容整形师
cardiac surgeon 心外科医生 ; 胸外科医生 ; 心脏外科医师
dental surgeon 牙科医生 ; 牙医 ; 牙外科医师 ; 口腔外科医生
tree surgeon 树木整形专家 ; 树木造型 ; 树木外科医生 ; 修树工
Surgeon General 军医处处长 ; 卫生局局长 ; 总医官
post surgeon 兵站外科军医
Surgeon Genering 一份美国卫生总署
Surgeon who 操刀者
LE SURGEON 区域 ; 法国买家
2 hesitantly
adv. 迟疑地；踌躇地
eg：Each Afghani appearing on the screen is modest, carefully and hesitantly providing leads to the National Geographic search party.
屏幕上的阿富汗人每一个都是谦卑的，小心而迟疑地为《国家地理》搜寻队提供线索。
短语
Usually Hesitantly 他们通常迟疑
And Hesitantly 而犹豫不决
I Asked Hesitantly 我问欲言又止
I Hesitantly Hit The 俺犹豫地击中
She Began Hesitantly 她开始犹豫不决
I Took It Hesitantly 我把它犹豫不决
Hesitantly Towards His 迟疑地走向他
I Started Hesitantly 我开始犹豫
I Hesitantly Said 我迟疑地说
3 tonsillectomy [,tɒnsɪ'lektəmɪ]
n. [耳鼻喉] 扁桃腺切除术
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