笑话习题簿12.25

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   Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?
   Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.
   Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.
   护士：手术后你感觉怎样？
   病人：十分好，只是我能感觉到我体内有两颗心脏在跳动。
   护士：怪不得给你做手术的大夫刚才在到处寻找他的手表。
Exercises:
根据短文回答下列问题：
还有一个心跳是什么？
答案：
大夫的手表。

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