Bosses versus workers
When I take a long time， I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time， he is thorough.
When I don't do it， I am lazy.
When my boss doesn't do it， he's too busy.
When I do it without being told， I'm trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same， that is initiative.
When I please my boss， that's brown-nosing.
When my boss pleases his boss， that's co-operating.
When I do good， my boss never remembers.
When I do wrong， he never forgets.
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