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Mother: I told you not to eat cake before supper.

Mary: But, Mum, it's part of my homework. "If you take an eighth of a cake from a whole cake, how much is left".


妈妈:我跟你说过晚饭前别吃糕的。
玛莉:可是妈欸,这是我作业的一部分啊。“如果你从一整块蛋糕中取食1/8,还剩多少?”

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