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• 每日一笑 (11.9)

  Milepost 　　　 　　Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?" 　　Witness: "Approximately milepost 499." 　　Attorney: "And where...

  2018-11-18 英语笑话

• 你的马真是太便宜了

  　　After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this：“ Horse saddle and bridle for $50.”　　Inadvertently the paper added a comma to the ad, which read instead...

  2018-12-25 英语笑话
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  外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹77：热与冷(中英)

  A patron in a Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "'This is an outrage，”he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water.”在蒙特利尔的一家餐厅里，一位顾客拧...

  2018-11-01 英语笑话

• 双语笑话 Older Goats in America（美国老羊）

  Older Goats in America（美国老羊） A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the proc...

  2018-11-25 英语笑话

• 你活不成了

  you're not going to make it 你活不成了 　　Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in th...

  2018-11-20 英语笑话
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  加菲猫的节食计划已经实行-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[5]--双语幽默漫画

  garfield:what...no fries？加菲猫;没土豆条了吗？garfield:boy,is jon going to be sorry he put me on this diet.加菲猫：男孩，乔恩会懊悔的，他把我放到这里节食。garfield:well,i hope you're happy,jon.look wh...

  2018-10-29 英语笑话

• A Trip to Disney

  　　A Trip to Disney迪斯尼之旅　　On a trip to Disney World in Florida， my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhaust...

  2018-12-28 英语笑话

• 英汉幽默故事选读【69】

  Stunning Reply　　My five-year-old son was not picking up his toys while I was preparing dinner as I had asked him. When I inquired why he wasn't doing his chores, he said that he didn't feel like...

  2019-01-06 英语笑话

• 双语 笑话 苍蝇和汤的故事汇总

  01.Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.Waiter: That’s all right, Sir, he won’t drink much.顾客：服务员，我的汤里有只苍蝇。服务员：没关系的，先生。它喝不了多少汤。02. Custo...

  2018-11-25 英语笑话

• Patience耐性--双语幽默笑话

  Patience 耐 性 Angler: You've been watching me for three hours now. Why don't you try yourself? 垂钓者：你已经盯着看了三个小时了，你干嘛不自己亲自钓呢？ Onlooker: I haven't got the patience....

  2018-10-30 英语笑话