Where is the Winner 双语笑话
Where is the Winner
Customer: This lobster's only got one claw.
Waiter: I guess he's been in a fight, sir.
Customer: Well, bring me the winner.
顾客：这只龙虾只有一只爪子。
侍者：我猜应该是在打架时弄丢的，先生。
顾客：那样的话，请把那只胜者请来吧。
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