The Same Service 双语笑话

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The Same ServiceA man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor. "When I was first married, I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop, and my little dog would race around barking, and my wife would bring me my slippers. Now everything's changed. When I come home, my dog brings me my slippers, and my wife barks at me." "I don't know what you're complaining about," said the counselor, "You're still getting the same service." 同样的服务有位结婚十年的男人，正向婚姻顾问请教。 “新婚时我非常幸福。在市区的商店里累了一天，回到家里，小狗围着我又跑又叫，妻子忙给我拿来拖鞋。现在一切都变了。小狗给我叼来拖鞋，妻子对我又喊又叫。” “我不知道你有什么可抱怨的，”顾问说，“你得到的服务还是同样的嘛。”

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