仨小男孩在争谁爸爸跑最快。
Three young boys were fighting over whose dad was the best.
"My dad is so good he can shoot an arrow, run after it, get in front of it, and catch it in his bare hands."
"My dad is so good that he can shoot a gun, run after the bullet, get in front of it and catch it in his bare hands."
"I've got you both beat. My dad's so good because he works for the city. He gets off work at 5:00 and is home by 4:30."
仨小男孩在争谁爸爸跑最快。
“我爸爸才厉害呢，他可以射出一枝箭，追在后边赶上它，然后空手把它抓住。”
“我爸爸才厉害呢，他可以射出一发子弹，追子弹后边赶上去，然后空手把它抓住。”
“我赢定你俩了。我爸爸才厉害呢，因为他在市政府上班，5:00下班，可他4:30就到家了。”
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