当一个人向朋友自豪地炫耀他的新公寓时
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While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"
"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"
当一个人向朋友自豪地炫耀他的新公寓时，一个大学生走进书房。”什么是大铜锣和锤子？”他的一个朋友问他。”那是会说话的钟，”那人回答。”它怎么工作的呢？”“看，”那人说，接着给锣跟前用锤子。突然，一个人的尖叫声从墙的另一边，“别敲了，你这白痴！现在是早上二点.
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