不然我为什么愿意干净吗？”
Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we would be coming. When we arrived at the dorm, however, I was taken aback by the disarray of his room. "Forgot we were coming, didn't you?" I teased.
"Are you kidding?" he replied, "Why else would I have bothered to clean?"
几周后，我们的儿子开始他的第一年在艾尔马学院在密歇根，我和丈夫决定去看看他。我小心翼翼地叫他提前几天“警告”他，我们会来。当我们来到宿舍，然而，我被他的房间凌乱不堪，吓了一跳。”忘了我们要来，不是吗？”我嘲笑。你逗我呢吧。他回答说，“不然我为什么愿意干净吗？”
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