超搞笑的句子，中英对照
1.money is not the problem, the problem is money!
1.钱不是问题，问题是没钱!
2. burn incense and may not necessarily be a monk, but also may be the panda ...
2.烧香的不一定是和尚，还可能是熊猫...
3. drunk who has not satisfied me, i will help the wall!
3.喝醉了我谁也不服,我就扶墙!
4. i lie like a fly in the glass, the future is bright, but can not find a way out.
4.我就像一只趴在玻璃上的苍蝇，前途一片光明，但又找不到出路.
5. who says i am white, thin, beautiful ~ i like his good friend ~
5.谁说我白，瘦，漂亮~我就跟他做好朋友~
6.: the past, took off his underwear to see buttocks; now, unplug buttocks to see underwear ... ...
6.关于丁字裤：以前，脱下内裤看屁股;现在，拔开屁股看内裤……
7. "what is the optimists who?" "the teapot is like ............... like red buttocks were burned and he still has feelings whistle!"
7."什么叫乐观派的人?""这个...............就像茶壶一样，屁股都烧得红红的，他还有心情吹口哨!"
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