昂贵的律师咨询费--双语幽默笑话
A man called a lawyer and asked, “How much would you charge me to answer three questions?” The lawyer said, “$400 dollars!”
有个人打电话给律师，问道：“你回答三个问题的收费是多少钱？律师回答说：「四百美元。”
And the man said, “That’s a lot of money, isn’t it?”
这个人说：“这要不少钱，不是吗？”
The lawyer said, “I guess so. What’s your third question?”
律师回答说：“我想是吧！你的第三个问题是什么？”
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