狡诈的走私犯--双语幽默笑话
the suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry（哨兵） . when the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised to find six sacks bulging at the seams（缝合线）.
一个形迹可疑的人开车来到边境，哨兵迎了上去。哨兵在检查汽车行李箱时，惊奇地发现了六个接缝处鼓得紧绷绷的大口袋。
"what's in here?" he asked.
“里面装的是什么？”他问道。
"dirt," the driver replied.
“土。”司机回答。
"take them out," the guard instructed. "i want to check them."
“把袋子拿出来”，哨兵命令道：“我要检查。”
obliging, the man removed the bags, and sure enough, each one of them contained nothing but dirt. reluctantly, the guard let him go.
那人顺从地把口袋搬了出来。确实，口袋里除了土以外，别无他特。哨兵很不情愿地让他通过了。
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