三个外科医生Three Surgeons--双语幽默笑话
Three Surgeons
三个外科医生
Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. "A man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one. "Today that man is a concert violinist."
三个有名的外科医生正在吹嘘他们的技术。“一个人断了一只手，他来找我，”一个说，“如今那个人是个音乐会的小提琴手。”
"That's nothing," said another. "A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner."
“这算不了什么，”另一个说。“一个家伙两条腿断了，他来找我，我将它们接了回去。如今，那人是马拉松选手。”
"I can top both of you," said the third. "One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident. There was nothing left but a horse's posterior - and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in United States Senate."
“我比你们两个都强，”第三个说，“一天，我碰到一起可怕的车祸。除了一个马屁股，和一幅眼睛，什么都没有留下。如今，那人坐在美国参议院里。”
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/6421.html
相关文章
-
趣味图片英语笑话：Greg 格林格（双语）
to be more efficient, i always eat lunch while i'm on the toilet!为了效率更高，我经常在厕所吃饭！it would have been more sensible to focus on greg's vast knowledge of windows关注格林格的windows知...
2018-11-02 英语笑话 -
爆笑英语幽默笑话精选25： All Expect The Music除了音乐都好（英汉双语笑话）
25. All Expect The Music25.除了音乐都好A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music，so she arranged an outing to an afternoon c...
2018-10-31 英语笑话 -
Judges Joke(13)
“Guilty or not guilty of begging？‘asked the magistrate.”Nearly guilty，“said the beggar.”What do you mean，’nearly‘guilty？Asked the puzzled magistrate.“Well，your honor，I asked the lady for twe...
2018-12-31 英语笑话 -
医生向母亲索吻-英汉英汉双语笑话
senior class年长者阶层 during the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, i told him that mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. delighted by the news, he bent down...
2018-10-30 英语笑话 -
第129期双语笑话加练习题 谁的狗最聪明
Four friends were arguing over whose dog was the smartest. The first man, an engineer, called to his dog, "T Square, show your stuff. " The dog trotted over to a desk, p...
2018-11-29 英语笑话 -
Female Joke(4)
A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist，“Paint me with diamond rings，a diamond necklace，emerald bracelets，a ruby broach，and gold Rolex.” “But you are not wearing any...
2018-12-31 英语笑话 -
Professor and the editor
A professor of English and the editor of the local newspaper had many friendly arguments. One Friday evening the professor was walking out of a local club with a bottle of whiskey wrapped in t...
2019-01-06 英语笑话 -
英文幽默 - Sunday Class
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mar...
2019-03-20 英语笑话 -
第28期双语笑话加练习题 借公牛一用 0408
Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words. One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked...
2018-11-28 英语笑话
