那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事45：半杯水
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Half glass Of Water
半杯水
TO the optimist，the glass is half full.to the pessmist,the glass is haIf empty.To theengIneer,the gIaSs is twice as big as it needs to be．
对于乐观主义者，这玻璃杯有一半是满的：对于悲观主义者，这玻璃杯有一半是空的。对于工程师，这玻璃杯比实际需要大了一倍。
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