招生
Student Recruitment
The meanest principal in the world was worried that his private school would close because of lack of students. One day he called in his assistant and demanded that he go out and recruit more students or be fired.
The next day five new students signed up. The day after that another ten signed up. Within a week the enrollment was sky high.
Pulling his assistant aside one day, the principle asked, “How did you get so many new students to sign up？”
“It was easy,” replied the assistant. “I just started a rumor that you were quitting.”
招生
世上最吝啬的校长担心由于缺乏生源，他的私立学校将会关闭。一天，校长把助理叫来，命令他出外招生，如果招不到便要解雇他。
第二天，有五个新生来报名，第三天又来了10名新生。一个星期后报名人数已经变得非常多。
校长把助理拉到一边，问：“你是怎么让这么多新生来报名的？”
“容易，”助理回答道：“我只是散布了一个谣言，说你就要辞职而已。”
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