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Jokes - Helpdesk Queries

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  Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?

  Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ……

  Customer: No …… wait a minute…… I hadn't inserted it yet…… it's still on my desk…… sorry ……

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