那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事162：摩登自行车广告
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
an advertisement for modem bicycle
摩登自行车广告
tom saw an advertisement in a newspaper for a beautiful modern bicycle which cost￡50, so he went to the shop to have a look.
汤姆在报纸上看到一辆很漂亮的摩登自行车的广告，标价50英镑，于是他到商店去看一看。
after examining the bicycle carefully, tom turned to the shopkeeper and said, "there isn't a lamp on this bicycle, but there was one on the bicycle in your advertisement. " "yes, sir, "answered the shopkeeper, "but the lamp isn't included in the price of the bicycle. lt's an extra．""not included in the price of bicycle?" tom said angrily, "but' that's not honest. lf the lamp's in the advertisement,it should have been included in the price you gave there.
汤姆很仔细地看完那辆自行车后，转过身对店主说：“这辆自行车少了一盏灯，但在广告上的自行车是有的”是的，先生，”店主回答说，“但那盏灯不包括在自行车的价格里面，是另外收费的。”“不包括在自行车价格里面？”汤姆很生气．“但这是不诚实的。如果灯在广告上，它就应该包括在你所标出的价格之内。”
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