看笑话学英语34:Psychiatrist精神病医生
听笑话学英语34:Psychiatrist 精神病医生
Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble.
杰瑞去看精神病医生。“医生，我有些不对劲。
Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!" Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears." How much do you charge?" A hundred dollars per visit." I'll sleep on it," said Jerry.
每次睡觉的时候，我都感觉有人在床下。我要疯了！”“给我一年时间，”医生说，“每周来三次，我会治好你。”“费用是多少呢？”“每次一百美元。”“我会认真考虑的。”杰瑞答道。
Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.
六个月后医生和杰瑞在街上相遇了，“为什么你再也没来呢？”医生问。
For a hundred bucks a visit? The bartender cured me for $10." "Is that so! How?" He told me to cut the legs off the bed!" Ain't nobody under there now!!!
“一次一百块钱吗？有个酒吧服务生收了十块钱就把我治好了。”“真的？他怎么做到的？”“他让我把床腿锯掉。现在那没人了！”
英语单词短语学习：
1 Psychiatrist
n. 精神病学家，精神病医生
eg:He and his wife live in North Carolina, where he is a psychiatrist.
他和妻子住在卡罗莱纳州北部，他是一名精神病医生。
短语
Forensic Psychiatrist 学专家
The Psychiatrist 精神病专家 ; 精神病医生
A psychiatrist 心理医生 ; 精神病学家 ; 心理学家 ; 精神科医生
Attending Psychiatrist 精神医学博士
chief psychiatrist 精神病医师
Frontier Psychiatrist 唱片名
My Psychiatrist 我心理医生
Geriatric Psychiatrist 老年人精神病专家
army psychiatrist 军队心理医生 ; 陆军精神病学家 ; 军队精神科医生
2 bartender
n. 酒保，酒吧间销售酒精饮料的人；酒吧侍者
eg:An exchange relationship is all about what you get out of it, the kind of amicable alliance one forges with a client or bartender.
在交换关系中，其全部是你从中获得什么，像那种和睦的联盟——客人或是酒吧招待。
短语
Hey Bartender 嘿 ; 酒保
elements bartender 元素酒吧调酒员
Restaurant Bartender 西餐厅调酒师
Certificated Bartender 考取此协会专业证书
Bartender Angle 范晓萱
stepping bartender 垫条
Bartender Video 调酒视频
Barman Bartender 酒保
Bartender FandBBartender 调酒师
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