Kid Joke(23)
A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class，“If I sold my house and my car，had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church，would I get into Heaven？”
“No！”the children all answered.“If I cleaned the church every day，mowed the yard，and kept everything neat and tidy，would I get into Heaven？”
Again the answer was“No！”
“Well”，she continued，“then how can I get into Heaven？”
A five-year-old boy shouted out，“You gotta be dead！”
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